Poisson(Pasan) Ko Ang Daigdig



1.)When a die is thrown twice...?

ans. My breathe feels as cold as ice.

2.)The total number of possibilities...

 ans. is the number of my total failed quizzes.

3.)N minus R Factorial?

ans. Sheet! This is not a trial.

4.) Combination!  5.) Permutation!

ans. Big pain in the rear back portion.

6.)Standard deviation

ans. Is pure brain distortion,

7.) & 8.) Binomial and Multinomial probability distribution

ans. Must be keys for plotting mass destruction.

"I should really get serious,

Before my mind turns into juice."

9. )The probability of success,

ans. Is something I can not process.


RESULTS

My score sample mean,

Is less than the population median.

Therefore I am in depressed mode.


Let's just pray

That on Finals day

Prayers wont be the only answers

To our abandoned prayers.


Consultation:

Gloc: Kayo po na naka upo, subukan niyo namang magpasa,

V: Walang Himala! Ako lang ang gumagawa ng himala!

Yos: Nays wan gloc! Nays Wig!

V: Pig? Pig? My brother is not a Pig!

Slice: Maam! Poisson ko ang daigdig!    Imba!